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白居易的认春戏呈冯少尹

时间:2025-09-15 皋如曼 来源:句易网

《白居易的认春戏呈冯少尹》

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白居易的认春戏呈冯少尹

1、紫霞:“我的意中人是个盖世英雄,有一天他会踩着七色云彩来娶我。我猜中了前头,可是我猜不到这结局。”

2、lai lai

3、If you are ever in trouble, don’t try to be brave, just run, just run away.(你若遇上麻烦,不要逞强,你就跑,远远跑开)

4、There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then. Then a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.

5、孙悟空对观音菩萨说:“三八婆,你追了我三天三夜,因为你是女人,我才不杀你,不要以为我怕了你。”

6、Nobody gives a horse's shit who you are,puss ball.没人在乎你是谁,女里女气的男人,明显的骂人的话。

7、I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.

8、唐僧:“悟空他要吃我,这只是一个构思,还没有成为事实,你又没有证据,他又何罪之有呢?不如等他吃了我之后,你有凭有据,再定他的罪也不迟。”

9、骗就骗吧,就像飞蛾一样,明知道会受伤还是会扑到火上。

10、唐僧在牢里唱歌:“only you 能伴我取西经,only you 能杀妖和除魔,only you 能保护我,教螃蟹和蚌精无法吃我,你本领最大,就是only you,On..only you别怪师父嘀咕,戴上紧箍儿,别怕死别颤抖,背黑锅我来送死你去,拼全力为众生,牺牲也值得,南无阿弥陀佛。”



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