《搞笑日常的句子》
句子过网小编为大家整理的搞笑日常的句子句子如下，如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。
1、听说你在牢里搞房地产?
2、Lionel Logue: Do you know any jokes?
3、When I was young, I couldn't sleep at night, 'cause I thought there was a monster in the closet. But my brother told me there wasn't anything in the closet but fear. That fear wasn't real. He said it wasn't made of anything. It was just air. Not even that. He said you just have to face it. You just have to open that door, and the monster would disappear. In here, though, you face your fear, you open that door... and there's a hundred more doors behind it. And the monsters that are hiding behind them... are all real. But I think I'd like to face the monsters on my own.
4、i absolve u in the name of the Father,Son and the Holy Ghost。
5、Yet high over the city our line of yellow windows must have contributed their share of human secrecy to the casual watcher in the darkening streets, and I was him too, looking up and wondering. I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life.
6、"If you can wait...for 100 days and 100 nights under my balcony...then at the end of it,I shall be yours."
7、对不起打扰了。不是，这根香蕉是用来吃的。
8、不准回来，不准想到我们，不准回头，不准写信，想家时要熬住，忘了我们。
9、I always tell my children... "Be careful how you choose your friends."
10、With due respect to the Lord who made the world in 2, 3 days...
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