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吴氏什么君

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吴氏什么君

1、你再也不会显得平庸!

2、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

3、蹩脚的谎话 我甚至都不喜欢她。

4、Raleigh Becket: There are things you can’t fight – acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you get out of the way. But when you’re in a Jaeger, you can finally fight the hurricane. You can win.

5、神盾局看待世界的眼光是现实的,不是理想化的,你也应该识点实务了,别再老跟着唱反调,你就别指望了。

6、When someone moves into theabcmall who is follically challenged,I make it my businessabcto know all about them.

7、这是谁?一个和你一样的好人。

8、废话,我这点钱挣的也不容易啊,这是我汗珠子掉床上摔八瓣,一口一口软饭吃出来的,吃软饭不容易啊,挣钱难啊。客户跟客户不一样,兴趣和爱好完全不同啊,这要是点背,碰上个口味重的大姐,那真是落花流水春归去,情何以堪啊。自打我入行那天起我就抱着一个鉴定的信念,宁做鸡头不做鸭脖。正所谓我劝天公重抖擞,能吃一口是一口,你们连我都抢,怎么连基本的一点同情心都没有啊。

9、废话,我这点钱挣的也不容易啊,这是我汗珠子掉床上摔八瓣,一口一口软饭吃出来的,吃软饭不容易啊,挣钱难啊。客户跟客户不一样,兴趣和爱好完全不同啊,这要是点背,碰上个口味重的大姐,那真是落花流水春归去,情何以堪啊。自打我入行那天起我就抱着一个鉴定的信念,宁做鸡头不做鸭脖。正所谓我劝天公重抖擞,能吃一口是一口,你们连我都抢,怎么连基本的一点同情心都没有啊。

10、We are the Anti Villain League,an ultra secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.Rob a bank? We're not interested. Kill someone? Not our deal.But you want to melt the polar ice caps? Or vaporize Mount Fuji? Or even [points his tea spoon at Gru] steal the moon? Then we notice.



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