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安静一天的搞笑句子

时间:2026-01-01 雪融雪 来源:好句子迷

《安静一天的搞笑句子》

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安静一天的搞笑句子

1、"I choose my friends for looks,my enemies for intelligence." You're too foxy to be my friend.

2、Does not a warm hand feel better than a cold shark?

3、了不起的盖茨比经典台词

4、Get out of here. Go back to Rome.You're young...the world is yours. And I'm old.

5、lf you do and you come back,don't come see me. I won't let you in my house.Understand?

6、Sir,I cannot do a procedure like this without an anesthetic.先生,如果没有麻醉剂,我没法动这个手术。

7、哎,美女啊。嘴巴儿真甜。我从来都是这样,实话实说。脸都红了喇。红了好像更好看。你不要再把实话讲出来了。刚才他冲撞你,我替他向你道歉,这个就当是赔礼了。我怎麽好意思收你的礼物啊。哎,给个机会咯。我们又没有那麽熟,一回生两回熟嘛。孙先生,你再这样我就不理你了啦。你如果不理我的话,那我怎麽办啊。讨厌有人在。哪有人在啊。哎,这个人好面熟啊。

8、If that was true he must have felt that he had lost the old warm world, paid a high price for living too long with a single dream. He must have looked up at an unfamiliar sky through frightening leaves and shivered as he found what a grotesque thing a rose is and how raw the sunlight was upon the scarcely created grass. A new world, material without being real, where poor ghosts, breathing dreams like air, drifted fortuitously about . . .

9、你觉得时间过的慢,是因为你想赶紧收工。回家泡妞打游戏。我觉得时间过的快,是因为房东在家门口等着我。道士下山经典台词

10、Does not a warm hand feel better than a cold shark?



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