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生病证明怎么写

1、劳动光荣,劳动神圣。勤劳是华夏民族的一大优势,是未来民族复兴的雄厚资本。但是劳动不是万能的和无害的,劳动之中还有奴隶劳动,奴役性劳动,专政下的劳动,劳改式的劳动,做牛做马的劳动。这种劳动光荣神圣吗?可以赞美吗?而奴隶主,封建主最喜欢和赞美这种劳动。自己不劳动甚至剥削别人劳动的人,同样也会高唱赞美劳动的歌曲。

2、钢铁侠:太好了!干得漂亮,伙计们。我看我们明天就别上班了,放一天假,吃过阿拉伯烤肉吗?大概两条街外就有个馆子,我不知道味道怎么样,但我想尝尝。

3、可是我不想做屌丝了。

4、我要把你做成标本,小熊。

5、That guy,looks exactly like a villain named "EL Macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!It was glorious.Yeah,sounds like EL Macho's pretty dead?They never found the body.Oh,no.All that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.That face!It has got to be El Macho.

6、那孩子让我毛骨悚然!

7、16. You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

8、10. Get the picture?

9、2. Law enforcement still has no leads.

10、You just officially hadabcthe worst date ever



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